You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life

Weddings (like the one I went to in Baltimore this weekend, hence my writing the following) always result in me having one of two reactions- 1) I never want to get married (re: your wedding sucked) or 2) What am I doing with my life? (re: maybe I do want to get married, but instead of thinking about that I'll think about other things I need to fix in my life- some call it "transference"). Basically, weddings leave me not with a warm and fuzzy/lovey dovey/happy feeling but with a feeling more akin to indigestion. It's sweet, I know. As usual, I made a list of things to change in my life but this time I'm going to throw it away rather than ignore it, b/c I'm not ignoring it if it's not there. See how I did that- I'm tricky. Plus, #8 was stop being self reflective so it kind of makes the list null and void.

And now I'll do that thing where I take things other people posted first and add a little touch o' Reagan to it. You know you like it.

Christian Slater accused of groping
The actor, 35, was arrested and charged with third-degree sexual abuse after a woman pointed him out to police and accused him of grabbing her rear at around 2 a.m.
Third-degree...is that like third base? If so, this must have been one intese ass grabbing. I'm not trying to insult the women's lib movement or anything, but c'mon lady, people grab asses all the time, you should be happy it was Christian Slater and not your run of the mill creepy drunk guy (who never called me....). At least w/ this groping, you've got a story to tell at dinner parties.

I am a bad stalker
I had no idea that Mark Ruffalo & Jake Gyllenhaal will be starring in David Fincher's new movie. Seriously, the link I've attached is from April 19th...that's over a month ago (if you can't figure it out for yourself aka don't count or aka don't care, it's actually 42 days to be exact). That's 42 days I've missed creating fantasy scenarios in my head where Mark and Jake fight over who gets to make out with me. In these imaginary situations, they both win (it's a little thing I like to call "sharing"...perhaps your mother taught you about it when you were 3? but with toys, not letting people stick their tongue down your throat)

Whoops, you know what the music means
God bless you goldenfiddle for your Dr. Katz post. I read it and I laughed. Just a little. On the inside. I used to watch the show semi-religiously until the wavy animation started making me sea sick.

Reagan- super blogger?
Yes, the rumors are true. As of tomorrow, I will be taking over the LA side of TOTC. I love that Joey described me as a "a Jake Gyllenhaal enthusiast". I guess "lazy pyscho fan" felt a little judgemental. Do not fear, my ridiculously large fan base (aka you and you)- I will still post sh*t here as well. B/c if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that I have enough boredom to spread around.

Hayden Christensen gets tipsy (via a socialite's life)
Ain't no shame in that game. And by that game, I mean me taking advantage of Anakin when he's passed out drunk. If that guy on the left didn't get to him first.

Girls I want to be really really in love with...
Dude.man.phat- you're my new blog crush. I'm sure you're ecstatic, laying on your back right now kicking your feet in the air w/ glee. Think Ann Margaret in "Bye Bye Birdie" when she finds out that she's going to meet that Elvis like guy...that's what I'm picturing. As usual, I digress- but for reals, this list is f*cking funny. Dakota Fanning...Yu-gi-oh...dude.man.phat, you kill me!

Brunettes are better than blondes. It's a fact. Been sayin' it for years.

Yours truly,
R.